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Permanent Failure
03:40
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Media samples used in this track, contain the following statements, credited here to either: 1) the fictional character who said the line in it's original context, or, 2) the media personality who made the statement in their own original context.
"I didn't ask your opinion! And the next time I tell you to follow someone, you crawl into their asshole! Ya hear me?" - Captain Beatty
"How's this for displaying emotion? You fucking bitch!" - Frank Murphy
"Like, you are a fucking terrible person" - Ana Kasparian
"Hold on, I'm trying to give a fuck" - Chief Randall Crawford
"Fuck you!" (x15) - death-metal Brian Griffin
"That makes me uncomfortable! Anything that makes me uncomfortable in 2017 should be illegal!" - random mob member
"You know what? Fuck you!" - Brian Griffin
"I see you enemy! I see you enemy! Enemy, enemy, you are my enemy!" - Alex Jones
"Fuck you!" (x14) - death-metal Brian Griffin
"How does it feel, KVN?, To be so hot, so good looking... so handsome?" - Quinn Airgon
"I don't think I like rimjobs" - Dusty Marlow
"I guess you've never had one done right" - Gina Jabowski
"Kevin, stop! You're hurting me!" - Gwen Tennyson
"Fuck you!" - Brian Griffin
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Never Get Out
03:57
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The pain, in your body
It cuts like a knife
You prattle on
Through your meaningless life
You're stuck, you're trapped
You're caught in the hive
You'll never get out alive
You'll never!! Get out!! Alive!!!!
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GoFundYourself
03:26
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You're broke, you're poor
You need some cash
Get out of the house
Get off of your ass
You have an idea
It must come to pass
Get out of the basement
And move your ass
Don't beg from me, GoFundYourself! (x8)
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Negative Prick
03:01
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(Don't) talk to me, you just don't get it
(Don't) step to me, you will regret it
(Don't) yell at me, I won't forget it
(Don't) fuck with me, I'll beat your head in
(Don't) talk to me, you just don't get it
(Don't) step to me, you will regret it
(Don't) yell at me, I won't forget it
(Don't) fuck with me you prick
Why are you such a negative prick?
Negative prick, I've had it with you!
You're always such a negative prick!
Negative prick, fuck you!
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Public Enema
03:06
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I've got a million problems
But I don't know how to solve them
So I spew malignant trash, and
(Post online/Run my mouth) to flush my ass hole
Public enema! (x14)
You have no safety net, without the internet
She has....
They have...
He has...
I have...
We have.... (same statement, different pronouns)
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"Kevin ! Stop! You're Hurting Me!" - Gwen Tennyson
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ask Henry
better yet, listen to the original
if you can't tell what he's saying, maybe get your hearing checked?
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Ancient Astronaut Theory Kitchener, Ontario
Ancient Astronaut Theory is the one-man-band of multi-instrumentalist and producer, Kevin Paisley; first built to re-purpose
material from full bands that fell apart. Today it is the way of all things
I don't know if aliens really visited earth in the past. maybe it was a space-case human who fell into some good shrooms & figured some shit out. or con-artists who spun a good yarn. it wasn't "god"
... more
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